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Requested in Adult & Dirty by Argo
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Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men: a woman.
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What are 3 two-letter words that mean small?
Is it in?
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Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
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Why don't women ever blink during foreplay?
There's never enough time.
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Men are like horoscopes:  They tell you what to do and they're always wrong.
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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about 37 minutes each week. A woman notes "I can believe that. How long does it take to say 'yes dear' and 'I'm sorry'?"
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
Most men are stupid but few are blind.
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Men are like fine wine. They start out like grapes. It's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
Send him to work!
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Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Because they're plugged into a genius!
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Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.
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Why do men always want to be on the bottom during sex?
Because all they know is how to fuck up.
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Why are men like laxatives?
They irritate the shit out of you.
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Why are men like public toilets?
All the good ones are engaged and the others are full of shit!
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Men are like lawn mowers. If you're not pushing one around you're riding it.
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Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So oxygen can get to their brain!
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"Grow your own dope! Plant a man."
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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
The man
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Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.
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