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Three mice are sitting in a bar.

1st Mouse: I'm a badass mouse. In my hood, we have huge mousetraps and I take the damn cheese out of all of them!
2nd Mouse: I'm a badass mouse too. In my hood, I mix my milk with rat poison and chug it down every night before I go to bed.

The 3rd mouse starts to get up and leave. The other 2 mice yell "chicken! Where are you going?" The 3rd says "going home to fuck the cat!"
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass he had sex with Nicole Kidman and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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