Answer 1

Why do fans sing "Take me Out to the Ball Game" when they're already there?

Answer 2

Why is it called the World Series in baseball if it's only played in the US or Canada?

Answer 3

A man always bragged to people that he once played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he would say. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opponent." "He also batted .007" his wife added.

Answer 4

A boy ran home from his Little League game. His father couldn't attend the game and wanted to know what happened.  "How did you do, son?" he asked excitedly.

"You'll never believe it!" his son said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Wow, how did you do that?" his father asked. "I dropped the ball" the boy explained.

Answer 5

On your way home you take a right and three lefts. Then you see two men in masks. Who are the men?
The umpire and catcher

Answer 6

You might be a redneck if you put Triple A players on your MLB fantasy baseball team.

Answer 7

Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. How could he not see that coming?!

Answer 8

Why was the baseball player in trouble with the law so often?
He always hit and run.

Answer 9

How is baseball like a cake?
They both need batters.

Answer 10

Manager: They just hit our cleanup hitter!
Coach: I know. I think he hurt the ball.

Answer 11

Why does it take longer to run from 2nd to 3rd base than it does from 1st to 2nd?
Because you have a short stop between 2nd and 3rd!

Answer 12

Reporter: Do you ever miss the game?
Retired Ballplayer: Definitely. Have you seen the contracts the guys have these days!?

Answer 13

Why is it so windy at AT&T Park?
Because of all the Giant fans.

Answer 14

Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine?
He wanted to improve his hand-eye coordination.

Answer 15

Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.

Answer 16

What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap? The bag!

Answer 17

A woman was cheering her son on in a Little League game. He was...

Answer 18

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Answer 19

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?