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Birthday jokes

Requested in Entertainment & Arts by MC Jester
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Why are birthdays good for you?
Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest!

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Shared by If Then

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What did one candle say to the other?
Don't birthdays just burn you up!?

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Keith: Were any famous people born on your birthday?
Peter: No, only babies.

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Go home cat, you're drunk

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Short Birthday jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by a contributor

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's...

10 jokes

Birthday Knock Knock jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe

Knock Knock? Who's there? Mitro Mitro who? Mitro-chorizo!

3 jokes

Clean Birthday jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MC Jester

Patient: Doctor, I'm getting heartburn every time I eat birthday...

5 jokes

Calendar jokes

Requested in Education by a contributor

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W...

3 jokes

Gift jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by a contributor

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?