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What is the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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Little Johnny hears the words "bitch" and "pussy" and asks his dad what they mean. His dad whips out a Playboy magazine and circles the vagina of one of the models. "That's a pussy." Little Johnny says, "Well, then what's a bitch?" His dad replies, "Everything else."
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Doctor: The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is you're a bitch!
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T-Shirt: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm a bitch!"
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T-Shirt: "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my daughter!"
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Julie: You're such a whore!
Veronica: I take offense to that. I'm not a whore... I'm a bitch!
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Guy: You're such a bitch!
Girl: Got that right. I'm a Babe In Total Control of Herself!
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I should've known it wasn't going to work out with my ex-wife. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch!
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch...
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