Answer 1

What do you call a black on birth control?
Crime prevention

Answer 2

What is the difference between a white fable and a black fable?
The white fable begins "Once upon a time..." The black fable starts out "Man, you never gonna belive 'dis shit homey..."

Answer 3

What do you call a black with no arms?
Trustworthy

Answer 4

What do you call a black guy's condom?
A duffle bag

Answer 5

Why are aspirins white?
Because they work

Answer 6

Why are black guys' eyes red after sex?
From the pepper spray

Answer 7

What did God say when he saw the first black person?
"Oops! I burnt one!"

Answer 8

What did the black kid get for Christmas?
My bike!

Answer 9

What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into town without Robin.

Answer 10

Why don't black people like country music?
Every time they call a hoedown they think their mama's been shot.

Answer 11

How do you starve a black man?
Put his food stamps in his work boots.

Answer 12

What do you call a swimming pool filled with black people?
Coco Pops

Answer 13

90% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 10% haven't been to jail yet.

Answer 14

Why did the attorney try to get 12 black males to serve on the jury?
He wanted to make sure the jury would be hung!

Answer 15

Why don't blacks like blow jobs?
They don't like any job...

Answer 16

How do you make a black man nervous?
Take him to an auction.

Answer 17

Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
Because it's probably your bike.

Answer 18

What is long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line

Answer 19

What is the definition of black foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll kill you!"

Answer 20

What do you call 4 blacks in a '57 Chevy?
A blood vessel

Answer 21

How can you tell when a black has been on your computer?
It's not there!

Answer 22

How do you keep black people out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front!

Answer 23

What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
A prison break

Answer 24

What does PONTIAC stand for?
Poor Old Negro Thinks It's A Cadillac

Answer 25

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
Quarterback

Answer 26

What do you call a black man in a tree?
A branch manager

Answer 27

Why don't blacks take Tylenol?
They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Answer 28

What do you call a barn full of dead black people?
Outdated farm equipment

Answer 29

Why don't little black kids play in the sandbox?
They're afraid a cat will try to bury them!

Answer 30

A black man is taking a girl home from a nightclub. She says "show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabs her and nicks her purse!

Answer 31

Why do black people smell so bad?
So that the blind can hate them too.

Answer 32

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None. He fell.

Answer 33

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? She pulls the...

Answer 34

Why did white people own slaves? They weren't strong enough to...

Answer 35

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the...

Answer 36

How was shit made? God smashed up a nigger and gave it a better smell!

Answer 37

Why are all black people fast? All the slow ones are in jail.