Answer 1

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nine. One to screw in the bulb and the other eight hold up the mirrors.

Answer 2

"Is there a veterinarian around here?" the bodybuilder asks. "No idea. Why?" his friend replies. "Because my pythons are sick!"

Answer 3

My sister took up bodybuilding. She's so good at it she's now my brother.

Answer 4

"How do I get to the hospital?" the bodybuilder asked. "Why? You're looking fine," the stranger responded. "But somebody told me I'm all cut up!?"

Answer 5

Why didn't they evict the bodybuilder from his apartment?
Because he was squatting.

Answer 6

Interviewer: What's the best protein source a bodybuilder can eat?
Pro: Another Bodybuilder!

Answer 7

What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein rub?
No whey!

Answer 8

noooo james has been CUT of for spamming :(

Answer 9

Chris you lift pencils with rubbers on the end

Answer 10

Why was the bodybuilding farmer arrested?
He was destroying his calves.

Answer 11

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it and two to chant "you're looking huge man, you're looking huge!"

Answer 12

What did the guy say to the bodybuilding cow farmer?
Show us your calves!

Answer 13

Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
He didn't. No walking on leg day.

Answer 14

I love doing crunches.
*crunches Doritos*
*crunches popcorn*

Answer 15

Do u even lift?

Answer 16

yes james yes i do lift

Answer 17

oh hey Chris! you have pencil arms

Answer 18

THIS IS THE SIZE OF MY ARMS IN COMPARASON TO Youres

Answer 19

CHRIS YOUR ARMS ARE A JOKE

Answer 20

i have so many cuts i may as well be an emo

Answer 21

"I know I should lift weights but those things are so heavy!"

Answer 22

Answer 23

My wife's skin looks like a million dollars... wrinkled and green!

Answer 24

A man stands on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach. Wife:...

Answer 25