Cancer jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
edited by MC Jester

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It's been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

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Boy: I'm a Pisces. What are you?
Mom: Cancer.
Boy: So you're the one who killed Grandma!

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Doctor: I hope you enjoy changing diapers!
Woman: Why, am I pregnant?!?!
Doctor: No. You have bowel cancer.

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A Penn State student trying to raise money for cancer came up to my car asking for money. I told her that I don't support cancer or Penn State.

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