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Three guys started a business...

1st Partner: I put up 65% of the capital so I'm President and Chairman of the Board.
2nd Partner: I put up 30% so I'm appointing myself VP, secretary and treasurer.
3rd Partner: I put up 5% so what am I?
Chairman: I'm appointing you VP of Sex and Music.
3rd Partner: Great. But what does that mean?
Chairman: It means when I want your fucking advice I'll whistle!

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