Clean Math jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by Jokester
edited by MC Jester

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If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine

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If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
You have the 2 you took, remember?

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How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Only once. Then you're subtracting it from 20.

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What tools do you need for math class?
Multi-Pliers

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Why was the math book so sad?
It had too many problems.

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What does a math teacher eat?
Square meals

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21 jokes

Math jokes

Requested in Education by MC Jester

2 jokes

Geometry jokes

Requested in Education by Jokester

Without geometry, life is pointless.

2 jokes

Calculator jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by JustMe

What did the calculator say to the tree? "Got any spare roots?"

17 jokes

Clean School jokes

Requested in Education by MEl1a

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To go to high school

4 jokes

Yo Mama Math jokes

Requested in Misc. Themes by a contributor

Yo mama conforms to Planck's law. The greater the frequency she...