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Ron: Why did you quit that job at the coffee shop?
Curt: It was always the same old grind.
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Customer: This coffee tastes like mud!
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Why do Dasher and Dancer always take coffee breaks?
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Customer: This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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Waitress: Would you like your coffee black?
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