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All extremists should be taken out and shot.
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How do you play religious roulette?
You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first!
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Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.
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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
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Life's a bitch... then you marry one!
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When I die I hope to go to Heaven... whatever the Hell that is!
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Cancer cures smoking.
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In a nuclear war all men will be cremated equal.
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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
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I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
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I'd insult you but you're not bright enough to notice.
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what do you call a 3rd grader with no friends? a sand hook surviver
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