Deaf jokes - Pardon My Ego

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Why do farts smell bad?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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If blind people wear dark glasses why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

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Why do deaf women have to wear tight pants?
So you can read their lips

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If a deaf child curses in sign language does his mother wash his hands out with soap?

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How many deaf people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pardon?

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1st guy: Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy?
2nd guy: Nope.
1st guy: Neither did he!

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When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?

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Do kids that use sign language get in trouble for talking with their mouth full?

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"Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me."
"What did they say?"

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