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What did the dentist and manicurist do on their date?
They fought tooth and nail!
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What did they give the "Dentist of the Year?"
A little plaque
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Patient: How much will it cost to pull my tooth?
Dentist: 90 dollars.
Patient: For a few minutes work?
Dentist: If you'd like I can extract it very slowly.
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What did one tooth say to the other?
Get your cap on. The dentist is taking us out tonight.
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Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocaine on his mouth?
The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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"I went to the dentist for some root canal work but then I lost my nerve."
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What did the judge say when he went to the dentist?
"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
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Man: What do you recommend for yellow teeth?
Dentist: A brown tie.
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What did the tooth say to the dentist?
"Fill 'er up!"
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?
At toothhurty
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