Yo Mama So Hot

Bare it all babe

Go with the flow

Dirty Pick Up Line jokes

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Can I take you out to eat... unless you wanted me to eat you out?

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There's a party in my pants and you're invited!

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"I wish you were a pig."
"Why's that?"
"Cuz then you'd have six nipples!"

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Wanna be my new vacuum cleaner? Mine's not sucking or blowing right now!

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I just shit in my pants... Can I get into yours?

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My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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What spilled on you? Come here and I will!

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Pick Up Line jokes

Requested in Relationships & Family by NumeroOcho

How do you know that Mickey raped Minnie Mouse? Because he has a...

3 jokes

Dirty Dating jokes

Requested in Adult & Dirty by JustMe

Personal ad: "Hopeless Romantic seeking Filthy Whore"

69 jokes

Dirty Lesbian jokes

Requested in Adult & Dirty by Argo

What do you call a virgin Popsicle? A: a cherry pop

72 jokes

Dirty Sex jokes

Requested in Adult & Dirty by MC Jester

Two adults. He slipped his cold finger up her wet hot pretty...

4 jokes

Dirty One Line jokes

Requested in Adult & Dirty by NumeroOcho

Make love and war... Fuck your enemy!