Electricity jokes

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What happened to the person who discovered electricity?
He was in for quite a shock.

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Why does lightning shock people?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.

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"I found being an electrician interesting but the work was shocking and I was discharged..."

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What did the ticket seller at the movies tell the atomic particle?
No charge for neutrons.

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The electric company has a new motto: "We'd be delighted if you send in your bill... If you don't, you will be!"

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Galileo jokes

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Isaac Newton jokes

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Newton just burned the heck out of Galileo. You know what he says?...

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Mad Scientist jokes

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Measurement jokes

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I AM A TURTLE AND IM CROSSING THE ROAD BUT THERE MEASURING IT SO I...

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Architecture jokes

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An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...