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Why don't you see any giraffes in elementary school?
They're all in High School!

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What did the clerk at the DMV say to the giraffe standing in line?
Necks!

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Why did the giraffe go to college?
To pursue higher education.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
A long-necked toothbrush

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Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have such smelly feet.

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What did the mama giraffe say to the baby giraffe after it's bath?
Looks like you missed a spot.

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Why should you invite a giraffe over for Christmas?
To put the star on top of the tree.

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