Answer 1

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies under his bed.
Ugly: You're starring in most of them.

Answer 2

Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.

Answer 3

Good: You and your husband agree... no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13-year old daughter borrowed them!

Answer 4

Yo mama so ugly the only time she can go out is on Halloween but...

Answer 5

You know you're having a bad day when you take an advance on your...

Answer 6

A man walks into a book shop. He asks the woman behind the counter...

Answer 7

What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper

Answer 8

What is black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in...