Answer 1

T-Shirt: I don't need sex. The government fucks me every day.

Answer 2

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

Answer 3

The bad news is the government has shut down. What's worse is it might start up again.

Answer 4

We're in the middle of a government shutdown. That must be why we've seen absolutely no difference at all!

Answer 5

The bad news is the government is predicting a serious recession. The good news is that the government hasn't been right yet.

Answer 6

Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
So they will have something to do in the afternoon.

Answer 7

A penny saved is a government oversight.

Answer 8

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Answer 9

Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior?

Answer 10

Today's school kids are spending less time at recess than those before them. Experts say that if this trends continues future Congressmen may not have enough experience goofing off.

Answer 11

Answer 12

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...

Answer 13

What do you get when you cross a pot-smoking draft dodger with a...

Answer 14

Answer 15

How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

Answer 16

There are 3 kinds of lies: a small lie, a big lie and politics.