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Why didn't Jesus get into MIT?
Because he got nailed on his boards.

Answer 3

You might be a redneck if you think lacrosse is the French word for Jesus.

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Jesus walked up to the owner of the inn, showed him 3 nails and asked "can you put me up for the night?"

Answer 5

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

Answer 6

Jesus went out once and didn't get back up 'til Monday. Must've been a Good Friday!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because he has holes in his hands!

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Answer 11

Jesus died for our sins.
Let's not disappoint him!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in LA?
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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If man were meant to use the metric system Jesus would have had 10 disciples.

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Bumper sticker: Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!

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Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite!

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Jesus saves. But wouldn't it have been better if he had invested?

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Why did Jesus Christ cross the road?
Because he was nailed to the chicken!

Answer 18

Proof that Jesus was black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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Proof that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

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Proof that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

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Proof that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.

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Proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. His mother wasn't married to his father.

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Proof that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. His last request was a drink.

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