Junkie jokes

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What did the daycare teacher tell the toddler who brought 48 packets of heroin?
"We tell the parents over and over... there are 50 kids in the class!"

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Rhonda: I had such great chemistry with Jason.
Harry: So you're saying he was your dealer?

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So Jesus could walk on water? There are a lot of people who can walk on heroin.

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A friend of mine with Parkinson's is addicted to heroin. He just can't seem to shake the habit.

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Why was the cow bummed when the cat ran away with the spoon?
He had just scored some heroin.

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