Answer 1

Why does Tiger Woods want to be reborn a lesbian when he dies?
He can still have sex with women and he gets to play off the red tees!

Answer 2

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in and the other two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.

Answer 3

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on

Answer 4

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They're made by Dike. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Answer 5

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalotopuss

Answer 6

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"I'll see you next month."

Answer 7

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A waste!

Answer 8

What do you call 3 lesbians having sex?
A menage a twat

Answer 9

What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar

Answer 10

What did the 2 lesbian frogs say to each other?
"We do taste like chicken!"

Answer 11

Is it possible to be more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market?

Answer 12

How many screws are in a lesbian's bed?
None. It's all tongue and groove!

Answer 13

What does a lesbian bring on a 2nd date?
Everything she owns!

Answer 14

Why do lesbians like to have gay male friends?
Someone has to do the cooking!

Answer 15

Why are lesbians faster than gays?
Because a lesbian can go lickety split, while gays have to pack theirs.

Answer 16

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to make a video documentary about it!

Answer 17

How many many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to put it in and one to write a folk song about it.

Answer 18

What do you call 1,000 heavily-armed lesbians?
Militia Etheridge

Answer 19

Why are all lesbians vegetarian?
Because they don't eat meat.

Answer 20

"The lesbians next door asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood me. I said 'I wanna watch.'"

Answer 21

A blonde man walks into a bar and spots a woman. He asks the bartender who she is. "Oooh, dude, she's a lesbian." He still walks over to the girl and says "hi, so what part of Lesbos are you from?"

Answer 22

What do you call a lesbian with long nails?
Single

Answer 23

What do you call a fat lesbian?
A bush hog.

Answer 24

What do you call a bunch of lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet..

Answer 25

What kind of license do lesbians get when they get married? A liquor license.

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Answer 27

What do you call a virgin Popsicle? A: a cherry pop

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