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What did the Mexican firefighter name his children?
Jose and Hose B
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Sink-o
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What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower?
Unemployed
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How do you kill 1,000 Mexicans? Blow up K-Mart.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Blow up K-Mart after it's closed.
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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto
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What do you call a Mexican taking a shower?
A miracle!
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What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken...
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Why were there only 5,000 Mexican soldiers at the Battle of the Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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How do you get 50 Mexicans in a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it!
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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
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What does K-Mart stand for?
Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
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Why did the Mexicans fight so hard for the Alamo?
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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What is the slowest thing in the world?
A Mexican funeral with only 2 sets of jumper cables.
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What do you call an infertile Mexican?
A "Dry Martinez"
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What do you call a pool full of Mexicans?
Bean dip
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Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know but it sure can pick tomatoes!
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What is the most popular phone company in Mexico?
Taco Bell
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Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they'd have something to pick in the winter!
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How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a "Help Wanted" sign!
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Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
Yeah... me neither.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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How do you stop a Mexican war tank?
Shoot the little Mexican pushing it!
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