Mommy Mommy jokes

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Son: Mommy, mommy! What is a delinquent child?
Mom: Shut up... light your cigarette, drink your whiskey and deal the cards!

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Son: Mommy, mommy! Why is daddy running away?
Mom: Shut up... now help me reload the shotgun!

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Son: Mommy, mommy! My head hurts.
Mom: Shut up... now move away from the dartboard!

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Son: Mommy, mommy! When can I play in the sandbox?
Mom: Not until I find a better place to bury daddy.

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Son: Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Mom: Shut up... now get some marshmallows!

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