Moon jokes

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How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!

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Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
Because it's a little meteor!

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How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it's down to its last quarter.

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Venus jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by a contributor

What kinds of plates do they use on Venus? Flying saucers

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Mars jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by JustMe

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Earth jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by a contributor

What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!

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Black Hole jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by a contributor

Why was the black hole unpopular? Because he sucked so bad.

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Planet jokes

Requested in Science & Tech by a contributor

Guess what planet I'll destroy next, it's Uranus!