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Mouse jokes

  
Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe
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How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
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Why do mice have small balls?
Not many of them know how to dance...
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What is a mouse's least favorite record?
What's up Pussycat!
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