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Mushroom jokes

  
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Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
Because he's a fungi!
Shared by The Joker
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How do you tell the good mushrooms from the bad?
Serve them to your mother-in-law. If she drops dead then they're good.
Shared by JustMe

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