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Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
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If you didn't get caught did you really do it?
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What do you call a male ladybug?
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Why do they call Wednesday hump day if most people get laid on the weekends?
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When you swallow your pride how many calories are in it?
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Since Americans throw rice at weddings do Asians throw hamburgers?
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Are there any unguided missiles?
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Do you get cavities in your dentures if you have too much artificial sweetener?
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Why do refried beans have to be fried twice?
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When day breaks who fixes it?
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Can you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
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How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
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When they invented the first clock how did they know what time it was to set it to?
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How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
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Is it OK to use an AM radio after noon?
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Isn't "tired old cliche" one?
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Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
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Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
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Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a javelin thrower who was a klutz?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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What happens if someone dies in the living room?
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Why are violets blue and not violet?
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Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
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How can people tell you they are speechless?
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Why do they sterilize the needles used for lethal injections?
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Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
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An old lady wanted me to check her balance so I pushed her over
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