Answer 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

Answer 2

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bill Clinton: I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

Answer 3

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Answer 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jerry Seinfeld: Why does...

Answer 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken...

Answer 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nun: It was a habit.

Answer 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mae West: I invited it to come...

Answer 8

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose.