Sign In
Sign Up
Share Jokes
Request Jokes
Popular Topics
Top Characters
2,901,438 people dislike this
You are a pill babe
Categories
Adult & Dirty
(1,040)
Childrens & Clean
(977)
Cooking & Food
(343)
Education
(324)
Entertainment & Arts
(650)
Health & Beauty
(763)
Jobs & Business
(328)
Misc. Themes
(1,552)
Relationships & Family
(1,025)
Science & Tech
(232)
Society & Nature
(1,504)
Sports & Hobbies
(187)
Travel & Places
(368)
Most Popular Topics
adult
animals
body
business
children
clean
crime
dirty
education
ethnic
food
health
insults
jobs
memes
music
places
politics
relationships
religion
science
sex
society
sports
women
Being an idiot isn't a crime so you're free to go
Robbery jokes
Tweet
crime
Requested
in
Society & Nature
by
a contributor
edited
by
MC Jester
6 Jokes
0
like
0
dislike
What kind of robbery is the least dangerous?
A safe robbery
Shared
by
a contributor
0
like
0
dislike
Who was the world's greatest thief?
Atlas. He held up the whole world!
Shared
by
Argo
0
like
0
dislike
Why did the robber take a bath?
He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Shared
by
a contributor
0
like
0
dislike
"I got this car through my work. I'm a car thief..."
Shared
by
a contributor
0
like
0
dislike
"Sir, could you please spare something for a man down on his luck? All I have in this world is this small gun!"
Shared
by
K OS
0
like
0
dislike
"If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Shared
by
Argo
Your joke
Related jokes
4
jokes
Immigration jokes
Requested
in
Society & Nature
by
If Then
2
jokes
Ghetto jokes
Requested
in
Society & Nature
by
a contributor
If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto...
5
jokes
Bomb jokes
Requested
in
Society & Nature
by
a contributor
Two terrorists are having a discussion in a bar. Terrorist: We...
4
jokes
Rape jokes
Requested
in
Society & Nature
by
JustMe
4
jokes
Murder jokes
Requested
in
Society & Nature
by
Argo
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is...