Answer 1

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?
A rock guitarist gets to play 3 chords in front of 1,000's of people, whereas a jazz guitarist...

Answer 2

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
One to do it and 9 others to say "I can do that!"

Answer 3

Answer 4

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him

Answer 5

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore

Answer 6

What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless

Answer 7

What did one Grateful Dead fan say to the other after their pot ran out?
This band SUCKS, man!

Answer 8

What is the definition of a drummer?
Someone who hangs around with musicians.

Answer 9

What's the difference between guitarists and US government bonds?
Bonds eventually mature and make money.

Answer 10

How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but they have to hold still while the whole world revolves around them

Answer 11

How do you get rid of the guitar player on your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Answer 12

Answer 13

Discourage Inbreeding... Ban Country Music

Answer 14

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light...

Answer 15

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A new age...

Answer 16

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAA!