Smoking jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by MC Jester
edited by MC Jester

5 Jokes

0 like 0 dislike

A man told his friend "I went to the doctor to see if he could help me quit smoking."
"What did he say?" said his friend.
"He suggested every time I felt like smoking I should reach for a bar of chocolate."
"Did that help?"
"No – I can't get chocolate to light."

Shared by The Joker

0 like 0 dislike

It has been conclusively proven smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

Shared by Argo

0 like 0 dislike

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

Shared by JustMe

0 like 0 dislike

"Had lunch with the Surgeon General last week. Great guy. I bummed a cigarette off him."

Shared by K OS

Your joke

Related jokes

5 jokes

Addiction jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo

"I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop at any time!"

1 Joke

ADHD jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by a contributor

0 jokes

Itch jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by a contributor

4 jokes

Bipolar jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by a contributor

1 Joke

AIDS jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by a contributor

Hope I don't get AIDS on my trip to Africa. Just kidding, I'm white!