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Squirrel jokes

  
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How do you stop squirrels from playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball - it drives them nuts!
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What is the favorite ballet of squirrels?
The Nutcracker
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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm!
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