Answer 1

I only feel stress 2 times day: day and night.

Answer 2

Patient: You have to help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, you moron!!!

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Answer 6

When you talk to god it's called praying. When he answers back...

Answer 7

What's the good thing about having Alzheimer's? You get to meet...