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3 men visit the mountain of wishes where they get what they wish for if they jump off the mountain.

The first jumps and says "I wanna be famous." He immediately becomes famous.

The second jumps off and says "Make me rich." He becomes a millionaire overnight.

The last guy trips over a log and curses all the way down. A pile of shit is there to break his fall.
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