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Van Gogh was known to be vague. Whatever you said to him just went in one ear and straight out the same ear...
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Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar. The bartender tells him "it's happy hour. What can I get you?" Vincent says "give me a rye and lend me your ear."
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