Answer 1

You mama so tall she did a cartwheel and racked Jesus.

Answer 2

Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball she drops the ball in the hoop.

Answer 3

Yo mama so tall she was arrested for blocking the orbit of the moon.

Answer 4

Yo mama so tall she could 69 Bigfoot.

Answer 5

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 6

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 7

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 8

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 9

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed

Answer 10

Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.