Answer 1

You know you're addicted to video games when there are more games on your computer than porn.

Answer 2

You know you're addicted to video games when you ask your doctor how many lives you have left.

Answer 3

You know you're addicted to video games when your mother is going off on something and you try to pause her.

Answer 4

You know you're addicted to video games when you see your newborn baby and say "what a fucking n00b!"

Answer 5

You know you're addicted to video games when you ask your mom where the reset button is when your dog dies.

Answer 6

You know you're addicted to video games when you have fantasies about cyber babes.

Answer 7

You know you're addicted to video games when getting to the next level is more important than going out with your girlfriend.

Answer 8

You know you're addicted to video games when someone really smart in your class answers a tough question and you yell out "Hey! WTF! That fucker is hacking!"

Answer 9

You know you're addicted to video games when you keep trying to convince your teacher to let you do your book report on a strategy guide.

Answer 10

You know you're addicted to video games when you're supposed to pick up your girlfriend but you're too busy playing Halo 4. God I'm an asshole...

Answer 11

You know you're addicted to video games when the only time your parents see you is when you go to the kitchen for a Dew.

Answer 12

You know you're addicted to video games when you see a cop in a speed trap and call him a camping bitch.

Answer 13

You know you're addicted to video games when you hurt yourself and pick up a hooker instead of going to the hospital.

Answer 14

You know you're addicted to video games when you're waiting in line at the store and you yell "I fucking hate lag!"

Answer 15

You know you're addicted to video games when you say Jesus was pwned by the Jews.

Answer 16

You know you're addicted to video games when you put "Kicking ass on Xbox" under "Skills" on your resume.

Answer 17

You know you're addicted to video games if you've included video games in your will.

Answer 18

You know you're addicted to video games when gaming is a requirement for your girlfriend.

Answer 19

You know you're addicted to video games when you learned how to drive playing Need for Speed.

Answer 20

You know you're addicted to video games when you see a badass kill everybody in a movie and you stand up and yell "OWNAGE!"

Answer 21

You know you're addicted to video games when you know the longest cheat codes for every game but you forget the # for 911!

Answer 22

You know you're addicted to video games when someone cuts you off in the middle of the road and you yell "TURN OFF YOUR FUCKIN HACKZ NOOB!" out the window as loud as you can.

Answer 23

You know you're addicted to video games when you won't go outside anymore because of the poor sound quality, tacky graphics and low playability.

Answer 24

You know you're addicted to video games when your wife Zelda tells you so and your kids Mario and Sonic agree.

Answer 25

You know you're addicted to video games when you've worn out the elevator buttons in your apartment building.

Answer 26

You know you're addicted to video games when you have names for your consoles but not for your pets.

Answer 27

You know you're addicted to video games when all of your friends are from Everquest.

Answer 28

You know you're addicted to video games when you scream "phoenix down!" at the screen when you see people get killed in movies.

Answer 29

You know you're addicted to video games when you believe that human interaction is an outdated concept.

Answer 30

You know you're addicted to video games when you do a quick survey of every room you enter, looking for snipers.

Answer 31

You know you're addicted to video games when you run from a fight and your parting words are "you just wait until I level up!"

Answer 32

You know you're addicted to video games when your controller gets more cleaning than your bed.

Answer 33

You know you're addicted to video games when you're asked "how old are you?" and you say "I'm level 30."

Answer 34

You know you're addicted to video games when you're going on a road trip and your buddy yells "I call shotgun" and you say "ok... well then, I get the sniper."

Answer 35

You know you're addicted to video games when you beat up someone who wrote an article about how video games promote violence.

Answer 36

You know you're addicted to video games when you think punching someone in the back will kill them without a doubt.

Answer 37

You know you're addicted to video games when you imagine a stamina bar when you think about how tired you are.

Answer 38

You know you're addicted to video games when you think real life seems unrealistic.

Answer 39

You know you're addicted to video games when you start spending your drug money on them.

Answer 40

You know you're addicted to video games when your excuse for missing school is you got poisoned and ran out of antidotes.

Answer 41

You know you're addicted to video games when somebody asks you about the meaning of life and you say "Don't know. When does it come out and what system is it for?"

Answer 42

You know you're addicted to video games when you punch your friend in the arm and justify it by saying "he watched my screen!"

Answer 43

You know you're addicted to video games when you can quote every line from Final Fantasy 12 but you can't remember the last time you took a shower.

Answer 44

You know you're addicted to video games when you skip taking your ADD medicine because you think it cripples you.

Answer 45

You know you're addicted to video games when you thought you saw "No Sleep Required" on the box.

Answer 46

You know you're addicted to video games when your history presentation at school is you playing Call of Duty for 15 minutes.

Answer 47

You know you're addicted to video games when the words food, sleep, and toilet become known to you as *pause*

Answer 48

You know you're addicted to video games when you jump off a cliff into water and think "I'll take no damage" (unless you're a vampire... then it's an instant kill).

Answer 49

You know you're addicted to video games when your Xbox gets more action than your girlfriend does.

Answer 50

You know you're addicted to video games when you think you can type in a cheat code to wire money to your bank account.

Answer 51

You know you're addicted to video games when you tell yourself "that was a short game" and realize you've missed two days of work.

Answer 52

You know you're addicted to video games when you manage to go to the bathroom in under 5 seconds.

Answer 53

You know you're addicted to video games when you actually spend time arguing over which system can kick which system's ass - before they come out!

Answer 54

You know you're addicted to video games when you get a blood clot in your legs because you haven't moved in 67 hours.

Answer 55

You know you're addicted to video games when you're about to lose in a paintball fight and you scream "I'M CALLING IN AN AIRSTRIKE!"

Answer 56

You know you're addicted to video games when you think all car doors reopen and that it takes no time at all to steal em.

Answer 57

You know you're addicted to video games when you think you can kill a guy and only one cop will come after you.

Answer 58

You know you're addicted to video games when you trade your house for an Xbox.

Answer 59

You know you're addicted to video games when you see cops in your rearview and you look for a power button.

Answer 60

You know you're addicted to video games when you're paintballing and while running you get shot in the head and you shout "YOU HACKING PIECE OF SHIT!!"

Answer 61

You know you're addicted to video games when you sell your blood for another month of Xbox Live.

Answer 62

You know you're addicted to video games when you hear one of your kids crying and the other screams "OWNED!!!"

Answer 63

You know you're addicted to video games when you ask your boss how many continues you get before he fires you!

Answer 64

You know you're addicted to video games if you think GTA is based on a true story.

Answer 65

You know you're addicted to video games if you ever committed a crime with plans to load ur last checkpoint.

Answer 66

You know you're addicted to video games if you take turns punching each other.

Answer 67

You know you're addicted to video games when someone's annoying and you shout "SHUT UP BEFORE I HACK YO ASS!"

Answer 68

You know you're addicted to video games when your dog has died... 5 years ago.

Answer 69

You know you're addicted to video games when you have 7 minifridges for each day's supply of food.

Answer 70

You know you're addicted to video games when the cops come to your door and you look for a star to bribe them with.

Answer 71

You know you're addicted to video games when the first thing you think before a date is "damn! where's a save point?"

Answer 72

You know you're addicted to video games when you stop talking to people and just poke them until they say something to you.

Answer 73

You know you're addicted to video games when you build your own lightsaber.

Answer 74

You know you're addicted to video games when you get all your smartass remarks from Bard's Tale.

Answer 75

You know you're addicted to video games when you have a world history final coming up so you play Age of Empires to study. You have the Chinese take over everything. You fail it because of this.

Answer 76

You know you're addicted to video games when you cosplay at the conventions. Get a life people.

Answer 77

You know you're addicted to video games when you live off pizza because you can't order anything else during EverQuest.

Answer 78

You know you're addicted to video games when you say "LOL" in public instead of laughing.

Answer 79

You know you're addicted to video games when you think the biggest evil of the 21st century is lag.

Answer 80

You know you're addicted to video games when you tell everyone you're God after playing Sim City.

Answer 81

You know you're addicted to video games when you have "start fires" written on your left hand and "hot chicks" on the other.

Answer 82

You know you're addicted to video games when you quit your job just to finish a game.

Answer 83

You know you're addicted to video games when you're holding a sign that says "Will Work for Games."

Answer 84

You know you're addicted to video games when you sell your newborn child for 200 bucks and it still isn't enough to get a decent setup!

Answer 85

You know you're addicted to video games when you lose a track race and you call the winner a hacker.

Answer 86

You know you're addicted to video games when sunlight hurts your eyes more than staring at the TV for 12 hours straight!

Answer 87

You know you're addicted to video games when you consider finger exercises a workout.

Answer 88

You know you're addicted to video games when your only friends are the employees at the game store.

Answer 89

You know you're addicted to video games when you overclock your Xbox remote.

Answer 90

You know you're addicted to video games when the characters in games become the voices in your head!

Answer 91

You know you're addicted to video games when someone shouts "FIRE" and you shrug and keep playing but if someone shouts "FLOOD" you grab a shotgun.

Answer 92

You know you're addicted to video games when you've been shot several times and all you need is a first aid kit to get better.

Answer 93

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Answer 94

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Answer 95

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Answer 96

You know you're drinking too much when you fall off the floor.

Answer 97

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