Answer 1

You might be a redneck if your favorite pick-up line is "does this look infected to you?"

Answer 2

You might be a redneck if your parents met each other at a family reunion.

Answer 3

You might be a redneck if your whole family ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.

Answer 4

You might be a redneck if you can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it!

Answer 5

You might be a redneck if one of your pets has a restraining order against it.

Answer 6

You might be a redneck if you filled out a form with "pawn" for your employer and you don't work there.

Answer 7

You might be a redneck if you go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.

Answer 8

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

Answer 9

You might be a redneck if your beer belly is genetic.

Answer 10

You might be a redneck it you've tried this at home.

Answer 11

You might be a redneck if you claim your dogs as dependents on your tax returns.

Answer 12

You might be a redneck if you've asked your neighbors if you could borrow their light bulb.

Answer 13

You might be a redneck if you define a seven-course meal as KFC and a six-pack.

Answer 14

You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down!

Answer 15

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

Answer 16

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than to mow it.

Answer 17

You might be a redneck if there were more pick-ups than cars at the last funeral you went to.

Answer 18

You might be a redneck if you bought an 8-track player for your truck.

Answer 19

You might be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush to scratch your back!

Answer 20

You might be a redneck if you use duct tape for most of your repairs.

Answer 21

You might be a redneck if you thought the Franklin Mint was a breath freshener.

Answer 22

You might be a redneck if none of your shirts cover your belly button.

Answer 23

You might be a redneck if the Salvation Army refused to take your mattress.

Answer 24

You might be a redneck if your idea of fine dining is the Waffle House.

Answer 25

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline has limited you to one call max per day.

Answer 26

You might be a redneck if you got Odor Eaters for Christmas.

Answer 27

You might be a redneck if your working TV sits on top of your broken TV.

Answer 28

You might be a redneck if there's a bungee cord holding your bumper on to your car!

Answer 29

You might be a redneck if your wedding vows included the words NASCAR, dog, or shotgun!

Answer 30

You might be a redneck if the auto junkyard calls you to pick up parts.

Answer 31

You might be a redneck if all of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.

Answer 32

You might be a redneck if you got your favorite shirt from a send-away offer on a carton of cigarettes.

Answer 33

You might be a redneck if you called the Home Shopping Network and the operator recognized your voice.

Answer 34

You might be a redneck if you've been married 3 times but still have the same in-laws.

Answer 35

You might be a redneck if your email password is "bubba."

Answer 36

You might be a redneck if you got a birthday card that says "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!"

Answer 37

You might be a redneck if you had dinner on your honeymoon at McDonald's.

Answer 38

You might be a redneck if you've ever had crime-scene tape on your front door.

Answer 39

You might be a redneck if people think you're having a yard sale but you aren't.

Answer 40

You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.

Answer 41

You might be a redneck if the ambulance in your town has a trailer hitch.

Answer 42

You might be a redneck if you go to the dump and come back with more than you took.

Answer 43

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of your fridge.

Answer 44

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A."

Answer 45

You might be a redneck if you use your Christmas lights to spell out "NASCAR."

Answer 46

You might be a redneck if you think a serial killer is a gallon container of spoiled milk.

Answer 47

You might be a redneck if you have a job as a redneck joke maker.

Answer 48

You might be a redneck if your idea of fast food is hitting a possum at 70 mph!

Answer 49

You might be a redneck if your church is having a fundraiser to get a new septic tank.

Answer 50

You might be a redneck if you walk your son to his classroom at Elementary School and take the seat next to him.

Answer 51

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

Answer 52

You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

Answer 53

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Answer 54

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Answer 55

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Answer 56

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Answer 57

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