Your Mom jokes - Pardon My Ego

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Tim: What's a 9-letter word for something that keeps food hot?
Mac: Crockpot.
Tim: Not long enough.
Mac: That's not what your mom said last night!

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Bumper Sticker: My Other Ride is Your Mom!

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Your mom is so dirty she made Right Guard go left!

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Your mom is so ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye!

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Your mom is so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that!"

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Your mom is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit!

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Your mom is so poor she created a Gmail account just so she could eat the spam.

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Your mom is so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn't let her leave.

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