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Latest jokes tagged cars

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MOPAR: Many Obnoxious Problems And Repairs
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Ford Owner Recommends Dodge
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Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Because women...
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Born Moderately Wealthy
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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my...
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Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
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Got a Mechanic Coming?
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it...
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What's worse than it raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis
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These vanity license plate combinations are actually banned in...
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You might be a redneck if you drove a minivan to your prom.
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What is the biggest problem with Willie Nelson Blvd. in...
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Women are the reason I look both ways on a one-way street.
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Who invented underground tunnels? A mole
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How is buying a used car like going to a whorehouse? You're pretty...
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Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Driver: No, I...
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Did you know Chrysler introduced a new car to commemorate...
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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 54. Two in the front,...