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WHAT DID THE BLONDE PASTOR SAY TO SHERMAN? IM THE MASTER OF...
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Why do giraffes have long neckss? cause they are compensating for...
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I was wondering why the spider was getting bigger, then it bit me!
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What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a...
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knock knock whos there wanda wanda who wanda go out with me...
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Why did the 12 watt light bulb drop out of school? It wasn't very...
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Knock Knock Whos there beautiful beautiful who? You are
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A woman loves Santa. On Christmas when Santa comes. The woman...
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G.I. Joe has Chuck Norris action figures.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Monkey ass
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How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? Put them in...
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock at the ground and she...
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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...
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Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the meow-seum
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Knock knock Who's there? Lionel Lionel who? Lionel get you nowhere...
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"My wife has more than kept her girlish figure... She's doubled it!"
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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a...
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