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Cannibal jokes
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Cannibal keeps strict diet: "I only eat vegetarians."
14 jokes
Chicken jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide
10 jokes
Bar jokes
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How is a singles bar different from a circus? At the circus the...
9 jokes
Diet jokes
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!
7 jokes
Beer jokes
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Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.
7 jokes
Sausage jokes
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What came after the Stone Age and the Bronze Age? The sausage
7 jokes
Egg jokes
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How do you make an egg roll? You push it.
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Lobster jokes
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Customer: This lobster has only one claw. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir....
5 jokes
Spam jokes
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I opened up a meme the other day and it made me want to kill...
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