Answer 1

What do you call a drunk working in an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic

Answer 2

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 12 steps to finish the job and, even then, they just take it one day at a time.

Answer 3

Did you hear about the new Twelve-Step Barbie?
You pull the string on her back and she'll say "hi, I'm Barbie and I'm an alcoholic." It comes complete with a "One Day at a Time" bumper sticker, a 30-day chip, and a pack of smokes!

Answer 4

Alcoholics go to meetings. Drunks have fun.

Answer 5

Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you do is stand up and say "my name is Tom and I'm an alcoholic?"

Answer 6

Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.

Answer 7

Answer 8

How is a singles bar different from a circus? At the circus the...

Answer 9

"I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop at any time!"

Answer 10

I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it.