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What did the mother alien say to the alien?
Where on Earth have you been?!
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What do you call an alien baby?
An Unidentified Crying Object
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What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder!
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"Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"
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Where did the aliens leave their UFOs?
At parking meteors
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What type of phone do aliens use? A Samsung Galaxy 4
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