Answer 1

"I didn't say you were wrong. I just said I was going to blame you."

Answer 2

"It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right!"

Answer 3

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!

Answer 4

My wife let me do something on our anniversary that I've always dreamed of doing... She let me win an argument.

Answer 5

She decided to bury the hatchet... between his shoulder blades!

Answer 6

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"

Answer 7

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Answer 8

There are 2 theories to winning arguments with women... Neither works.

Answer 9

Answer 10

How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nympho tells you...

Answer 11

Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop. Husband: I take it they were...

Answer 12

How do you break a hillbilly's finger? Punch him in the nose!

Answer 13

Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...