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"I didn't say you were wrong. I just said I was going to blame you."
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"It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right!"
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!
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My wife let me do something on our anniversary that I've always dreamed of doing... She let me win an argument.
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She decided to bury the hatchet... between his shoulder blades!
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"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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There are 2 theories to winning arguments with women... Neither works.
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