Banking jokes

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Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens to the counters?

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"My wife and I have a joint bank account. I deposit money and she withdraws it."

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Never get in line at the bank behind someone wearing a ski mask.

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CPA jokes

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

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Actuary jokes

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Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....

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Why is someone who invests all your money called a "broker?"

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You might be an accountant if your idea of trashing your hotel...