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How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. But the guitarist has to show him first.
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What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car?
He breaks the window to get the bass player out.
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What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car?
He breaks the window to get the bass player out.
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