Bathroom jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by JustMe
edited by MC Jester

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.

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How do you know when a turkey is done?
He flushes the toilet.

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If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in there?
European

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What did the bath tub say to the toilet?
"You might get more tail than me but at least I don't take any crap!"

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Laundry jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo

How do men sort out their laundry? Filthy and filthy but wearable.

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Sewing jokes

Requested in Sports & Hobbies by a contributor

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Knitting jokes

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Driveway jokes

Requested in Travel & Places by a contributor

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Carpet jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor

The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is...