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Three girls are sitting around, totally bored. One girl suggests they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pop.
1st Girl: Mine would be 7-Up 'cause 7 days a week he's up!
2nd Girl: I want mine to be Mountain Dew. When he's in between my mountains we'll be doing it!
3rd Girl: Mine's gonna be Jack Daniel's.
1st Girl: You can't do that. Here we are talking about soda pop and you're talking about a hard liquor!
3rd Girl: Exactly.
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